The Gubb: Alpha male refuses to shit sitting down.
Craig Sumner 33 of Maidstone Kent, refuses to use the toilet as intended.
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Going gay for Gillian.
“Sarah, sexuality is fluid, yeah.” Not for me it isn’t. I enthusiastically applaud others who don’t subscribe to a binary choice but I’m straight—no seriously—I’m straight as they come.
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I don’t have a type—sorry, I absolutely DO.
I think most of us would admit to having a type—a preference when it comes to the man/woman/other we’d like to date/shag/marry.
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Have we forgotten how comedy works?
I love comedy. It’s great. Someone says or does summat and I LOL—or half smile—it really depends on the joke or situation. I have an over-developed sense of humour but I appreciate people are different.
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Swearing: it’s not big and it’s not clever—FUCKING YAWN.
Quick question: who is swearing to look big and clever? A 12-year-old? Certainly not a grown-up because adults are good to go on the swearing front—they won’t get told off by their form tutor.
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That time I realised This Guy I knew was an incel.
Ok, so I don’t know if This Guy is a fully-fledged incel. But I reckon he’s taken an introductory course—possibly from one of those alpha pickup artists on YouTube.
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Is there a woman here present that actually likes a dick pic?
A penis is a wonderfully functional piece of anatomy—no really—we love the penis (well, a lot of us do) but I don’t want a photo of it.
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Eating ass is hardly ever planned.
I’m British, so I’m going to use the word ‘arse’ moving forward. Also, if you’re a prude, I suggest giving this article a miss.
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Meritocracies and other fairy stories.
It’s interesting/fucking annoying that people like me are often accused of being dreamers. You know, idealistic simpletons who believe that a civilised society takes care of their vulnerable and less fortunate members.
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Feelings, nothing more than feelings…
Depression is on a spectrum and not everyone suffering is in constant arm-to-arm mental combat.
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We’re all so bloody miserable.
I did think maybe I might have Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) but I’ve come to the conclusion that I like winter it’s just aspects of my life that I don’t like.
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Erotic fucktion: why is it all so shit?
Be prepared for everything you’re about to read to sound filthy. It’s hard not to do that with this subject—see what I mean? Also, I will go out of my way to sound filthy, I think this post cries out (in ecstasy) for it but please, viewer discretion is advised. Saucy novels are often shit to read. I personally have yet…
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I don’t want to make my dreams a reality.
When people say to me (and I mean hundreds of people say this to me) “My dreams are so weird, like, the weirdest” I’m thinking, woah, hang on, stop there, love and hold my beer. Let me tell you, hundreds of people… Your dreams will never match up to my nightly visions of weirdness. It is an impossibility.…
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