So, you’ve found me…
And now you wished you hadn’t. I’m grumpy and I have opinions.
I’m too cheap to pay for therapy so writing this blog is how I get through the day.
The bloody blog!
Have we forgotten how comedy works?
I love comedy. It’s great. Someone says or does summat and I LOL—or half smile—it really depends on the joke or situation. I have an over-developed sense of humour but I appreciate people are different.
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Swearing: it’s not big and it’s not clever—FUCKING YAWN.
Quick question: who is swearing to look big and clever? A 12-year-old? Certainly not a grown-up because adults are good to go on the swearing front—they won’t get told off by their form tutor.
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That time I realised This Guy I knew was an incel.
Ok, so I don’t know if This Guy is a fully-fledged incel. But I reckon he’s taken an introductory course—possibly from one of those alpha pickup artists on YouTube.
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Is there a woman here present that actually likes a dick pic?
A penis is a wonderfully functional piece of anatomy—no really—we love the penis (well, a lot of us do) but I don’t want a photo of it.
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Eating ass is hardly ever planned.
I’m British, so I’m going to use the word ‘arse’ moving forward. Also, if you’re a prude, I suggest giving this article a miss.
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Meritocracies and other fairy stories.
It’s interesting/fucking annoying that people like me are often accused of being dreamers. You know, idealistic simpletons who believe that a civilised society takes care of their vulnerable and less fortunate members.
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About me
I’m Sarah Wilson-Blackwell (yes, I chose to make my name that obnoxious and long).
I’m an SEO content writer, business blogger, photographer, musician, and occasional comedy actor.
I do not enjoy long walks or meeting up with friends.
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