So, you’ve found me…
And now you wished you hadn’t. I’m grumpy and I have opinions.
I’m too cheap to pay for therapy so writing this blog is how I get through the day.
The bloody blog!
The Gubb: Alpha male refuses to shit sitting down.
Craig Sumner 33 of Maidstone Kent, refuses to use the toilet as intended.
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Going gay for Gillian.
“Sarah, sexuality is fluid, yeah.” Not for me it isn’t. I enthusiastically applaud others who don’t subscribe to a binary choice but I’m straight—no seriously—I’m straight as they come.
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I don’t have a type—sorry, I absolutely DO.
I think most of us would admit to having a type—a preference when it comes to the man/woman/other we’d like to date/shag/marry.
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Have we forgotten how comedy works?
I love comedy. It’s great. Someone says or does summat and I LOL—or half smile—it really depends on the joke or situation. I have an over-developed sense of humour but I appreciate people are different.
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Swearing: it’s not big and it’s not clever—FUCKING YAWN.
Quick question: who is swearing to look big and clever? A 12-year-old? Certainly not a grown-up because adults are good to go on the swearing front—they won’t get told off by their form tutor.
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That time I realised This Guy I knew was an incel.
Ok, so I don’t know if This Guy is a fully-fledged incel. But I reckon he’s taken an introductory course—possibly from one of those alpha pickup artists on YouTube.
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About me
I’m Sarah Wilson-Blackwell (yes, I chose to make my name that obnoxious and long).
I’m an SEO content writer, business blogger, photographer, musician, and occasional comedy actor.
I do not enjoy long walks or meeting up with friends.
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